Duh – Sloshing your drink is dumb

Rafting drunk is dumber and a crime.

The Oregon Court of appeals is a violation of state boating laws in Oregon. The court decided that a raft is covered by the laws regulating boating. The defense argued that a raft was not a boat……… There was also an argument made that the drunk defendant did not have control of the raft at the time he was intoxicated, which in all honesty could be argued about whitewater rafting all the time.

See Court: River rats can’t legally raft drunk

But still…..